You know you're from ... if

Yeah, I just had to.

You know you're Swilatian if

- you've never had to show an ID to buy drugs or alcohol.
- you've never had to pay an income tax
- your apartment block has more people than a town in most other countries
- you have at least 20 restaurant menus taped to your fridge
- you live in a closet-sized apartment which you bought for "only" 200 000sw
- you bump into some-one and check your wallet
- you have at least 3 locks on your front door
- an election ballot is several pages long
- you think a conservative is some-one who wants to protect the environment
- you walk past a school playground and all the kids are busy with their phones and laptops
- you have no idea how to drive a car
- you buy food at a restaurant but don't eat it there.
- you can fit 50sw worth of groceries in a single bag
- you can go shopping in the same building where you live.
- you've never seen snow
- you use the word like as, like, a comma
- you get a partial refund if your train is 5 minutes late
- you can sleep on the train and not miss your station
- you would never think about getting married
- you don't have a home phone, but just use your mobile at home like you would anywhere else.
- you have a massave flat-screen TV that you mostly use as a computer screen
- you don't consider a mac to be a real computer
- you can get free WiFi just about anywhere you go
- the church on your street is actually a shopping centre
- you take a train and are surprised to hear people having a conversation in English
- you've used an intercity train to travel within your own city
- you have a national flag that you only fly on "special occasions"
- you think anything below 20 degrees is cold.
- you celebrate christmas every year, but you're probably not a christian.
- you can count on a store to be open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.

You know you're a Lanosian if:

you've never had to wait until you're 21 to get anything for adults.
when you vote, you tend to punish the candidates that advocate class warfare.
you rush off to the military recruiter after college or high school since every man's doing it!
you do the above to avoid getting drafted.
medical pot is now a way to get legally high.
the Drug Enforcement Administration is on your ass 24/7 if you're growing medical pot.
you vote for Marina Aruthyan because of her policies, not her looks.
you bought a full-auto M16A3 rifle and body armor and even the National Police gives you no hell for it.
you whap someone when they complain of high taxes.
the National Government actually gives a shit about your opinion.
your Congressman/Senator is afraid of losing their jobs next election season.
driving isn't a hassle except if you live in Keinsteinem.
getting a passport or a national ID card takes two weeks. A week or so if you rush it.
you're proud to be a Lanosian and screw the rest.
you loves ponies even before they got their rights.
you adopted one. (added by request of Marina)
buying things is cheap and inflation is not an issue.
you yearn for the days of another 1990-1991 great economic period.
you have no idea this list even got out...
you know when a gun store is open 24/7 and know where to go.
Lanosian is used when you want to speak to people like the olden days.
and only if you have to use force to defend yourself, you use a bat before the gun.
going on a trip to Novestra or Longrova involves flying or driving through the Empire of Onostov. Never take a ferry. Weather sucks if you do.
you always use a ferry or a plane to get to the Pokemon Islands or the other islands. You can't drive anyways.
going to college is cheap and you get out in four years. (really?!)

Lanos wrote:you've never had to wait until you're 21 to get anything for adults.

Big shock there. Can't think of a single real-life country where this would apply.

you bought a full-auto M16A3 rifle and body armor and even the National Police gives you no hell for it.

OK, that's a little distrubing.

You know you're Enpolian if:

- You've never owned a gun in your life
- It takes you nearly a day to go from one end of town to another thanks to traffic
- You've never heard of elections or democracy
- Ponyism is a somewhat laughable concept to you
- You mistake the native population for ghosts
- The use of swearing is identical to the use of everyday words
- You have to bribe a police officer every 10 minutes
- Corruption is dubbed as "politics"
- You start making a list like this, only to run out of ideas